05:53 Jul 29th
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dorkmisha:

- Uh, okay. I’m Dean.

- Hello, Dean. I’m Castiel.

SOMEONE WRITE A FIC

05:04 Jul 29th
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kilicanfilimeanyday:

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."

Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

Only version of this I’ve liked

05:04 Jul 29th
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irishgoodbyes:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

If you’re ever locked in a restaurant freezer this is some good information to have.

05:03 Jul 29th
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I think somebody needs this. just reblog.

Smile Empty Soul

Lava Records

1290 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY 10104

USA

___________________________

Artic Monkeys

c/o Domino Records

55 Washington Street

Suite 458

Brooklyn, NY 11201

USA

____________________________

A Day To Remember

Victory Records

346 N. Justine St.

Suite 504

Chicago IL, 60607

USA

____________________________

Blink 182

Macbeth, Inc.

2251 Las Palmas Dr

Carlsbad, CA 92011-1527

USA

____________________________

Bullet For My Valentine

Raw Power Management

Bridle House

36 Bridle Lane

London W1F 9BZ

UK

____________________________

Breaking Benjamin

Hollywood Records, Inc.

500 S Buena Vista Street

Burbank, CA 91521-6369

USA

___________________________

Panic! At The Disco

Fueled by Ramen, Inc.

1290 Avenue of the Americas

28th Floor

New York, NY, 10104-0101

USA

____________________________

Paramore

The Official Paramore Fan Club

853 Broadway

3rd Floor

New York, NY 10003

USA

____________________________

Muse

Q-Prime Management

729 7th Avenue

Suite 16

New York, 10019-6831

USA

Secondary Address:

Muse

BB Gun Press

6769 Lexington Avenue

Los Angeles, CA 90038

USA

____________________________

Sleeping with Sirens

Rise Records, Inc.

421 SW 6th Avenue

Suite 1400

Portland, OR 97204

USA

____________________________

Placebo

Riverman Management

George House

Brecon Road

London

W6 8PY

UK

____________________________

Fall Out Boy

Crush Management

60-62 East 11th Street

7th Floor

New York, NY 10003-6012

USA

____________________________

Thousand Foot Krutch

Dryve Artist Management

510 E Iris Dr

Nashville, TN 37204-3110

USA

____________________________

Imagine Dragons

Reynolds Management

823 Las Vegas Blvd. South

Suite 280

Las Vegas, NV 89101

USA

____________________________

12 Stones

Executive Music Group, LLC

3930 Glade Rd.

Suite 108, #327

Colleyville, TX 76034

USA

____________________________

Bring Me The Horizon

Epitaph Records

2798 Sunset Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90026

USA

____________________________

All Time Low

Hopeless Records

PO Box 7495

Van Nuys, CA 91409

USA

____________________________

Papa Roach

Interscope Records

2220 Colorado Avenue

5th Floor

Santa Monica, CA 90404-3506

USA

____________________________

The xx

Young Turks

17-19 Alma Road

London SW18 1AA

UK

____________________________

Offspring

Rebel Waltz, Inc.

31652 2nd Avenue

Laguna Beach, CA 92651

USA

____________________________

My Chemical Romance

BB Gun Press

6769 Lexington Avenue

Los Angeles, CA 90038

USA

____________________________

Linkin Park

The Collective

8383 Wilshire Blvd.

Suite 1050

Beverly Hills, CA 90211

USA

Secondary Address:

Linkin Park

Machine Shop Recordings, Llc.

P.O. Box 36915

Los Angeles, CA 90036

USA

____________________________

30 STM

c/o Southampton Guildhall

West Marlands Road

Civic Centre

Southampton

SO14 7LP

UK

____________________________

Green Day

BB Gun Press

6769 Lexington Avenue

Los Angeles, CA 90038

USA

____________________________

Simple Plan

Fondation Simple Plan

800, Place Victoria

Suite 4500

P.B. 391

Montreal, QC H4Z 1J2

Canada

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theresroom-togrow:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

HAHAHAHA THE QUOTE IS SO PERFECT

04:57 Jul 29th
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mrcomaatose:

Ya know, just in case

04:56 Jul 29th
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pokemonmasterkimba:

fujoshilandya:

Removing the shine to your wig —-> ENTER HERE http://fav.me/d5um4ou on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/54606779/via/LienYing88

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04:56 Jul 29th
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the-redhead-in-a-dress:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

I’ve never done any of these in my life. I’ve also never gotten grounded, my mother’s never around to do that. I think it’s just hit me how much of a ‘privileged’ life I’ve led. Even at boarding school you don’t have to do any of these things. 

04:54 Jul 29th
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What’s that you said about the supernatural fandom having a gif for everything?

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04:52 Jul 29th
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Art by: Gladys G

04:35 Jul 29th
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rj4gui4r:

myeyesareopening:

The second one is gorgeous!

I want one

04:27 Jul 29th
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homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.

DO NOT DO THIS.

DO NOT DO THIS.

NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)

You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.

Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.

Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old paintings slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.

BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.

Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is

i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns

and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

NO NO NO DO NOT USE CRAYON LIPSTICK AS BODY PAINT

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angrymadsygin:

demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

myoneandonlywonderland:

Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
Part 4/4

SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM

Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!

04:23 Jul 29th
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"

I check my Facebook page 36 times a day for the sole purpose of making sure I have not accidentally posted a nude photo of myself

I reread an email 13 times before pressing send to ensure I have not written something in the email that could convict me of a crime

Before taking a stage when asked if I allow flash photography I always want to say “No” because I’m terrified flash photography will give me epilepsy

I know it doesn’t work like that, still

I never eat nuts on an airplane out of fear of that I will suddenly develop a nut allergy and if I have to asphyxiate I don’t want it to happen at 30,000 feet

Twice in the last two years I’ve been aborted from an airplane for running screaming down the aisles as the plane was taking off

I can’t walk through San Francisco without worrying my indigestion is the beginning of an earthquake
I brace for tsunamis beside lakes in Colorado
I’m not joking
The last time I saw Niagara Falls I couldn’t take it
It was too much much
I had to plug my ears to look at it and close my eyes to listen

Generally I can’t do all my senses at the same time they are too much much

Like if you touch me without warning, whoever you are, it will take everything I have to not hate you

Imagine your hands are electrical sockets and I am constantly aware that I am 70% water
it’s not that I’ve not tried to build a dam

Ask my therapist who pays her mortgage
My cost of living went up
at five years old when I told my mother I have to stop going to birthday parties because every time I hear a balloon pop I feel like I’m gonna get murdered in the heart

Last year a balloon popped on the stage where I was performing, I started crying in front of the whole crowd
plugged my ears and kept repeating the word “LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD” it was super sexy

That’s what I do
I do super sexy

Like when I asked the super cute barista 11 times ‘are you sure this is decaffeinated? Are you sure this is decaffeinated? Are you sure that’- yes I drink decaffeinated and still jitter like a bug running from the bright bright bright

I have spent years of my life wearing a tight rubber band hidden beneath my hair so my brain could have a hug

These days when no one’s looking I wear a fuzzy fitted winter hat that buttons tight beneath the chin

I only ever wear a tie so that when I convince myself I’m choking my senses have something they are certain they can blame

As a kid I was so certain I would die the way of meteor falling on my head
I would go whole weeks without looking at the sky ‘cause I didn’t want to witness the coming of my own death

I started tapping the kitchen sink seven times to build a shield

My mother started making lists of everything I thought would kill me in hopes that if I saw my fears they would disappear
Bless her heart but the first time I saw that list I started filling a salad bowl with bleach and soaking my shoe laces overnight so in the morning when I ironed them they would be so bright I would be certain I had control over
how much dark could break into my light
how much jack hammer could break into my heart
My spine it has always been a lasso that could never catch my breath

I honestly can’t imagine how it would feel to walk into a room full of people and not feel the roof collapsing on my ‘NO NO NO I am not fine’

Fine is the suckiest word
it never tells the truth

And more than anything I have ever been afraid of I am terrified of lies
How they war the world
How they sound by our tongues
How they bone dry the marrow

How did we get through high school without being taught Dr. King spent two decades having panic attacks?
Avoided Windows
Jumped at thunder

I think we are all part flight the fight
part run for your life
Part ‘please please please like me’
Part Can’t breathe
Part scared to say you’re scared
Part say it anyway

You panic button collector
You clock of beautiful ticks
You run out the door if you need to
You flock to the front row of your own class
You feather everything until you know you can always, always shake like a leaf on my family tree and know you belong here

You belong here and everything you feel is okay
Everything you feel is okay

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-"Panic Button Collector" - Andrea Gibson (via queerboromir)
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xkurohondax:

phantomhive-brat:

makorraforevafangirl:

thesoccerrebel:

Internet friends. Better than the ones you have in real life.

this is too accurate

I hug each and every one of you through my phone right now.

*glomp*

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